January 6, 2013

• Dear New Neighbor above me,

  I know you haven't moved in, I know you haven't even looked at the place and it isn't even emptied but I thought I needed to sit down and write this letter to you.

  First off, I am sorry that I have a loud voice, I have always had a loud voice, I try to keep  it quiet, I try to talk down lower level of sound, but sadly it just carries. I have always been told I have a voice for stage because it carries to the back of the theatre. Just remember when I am talking louder it is because my kids are kids and I am usually hands deep in something and need the kids and they are at the other end of the house or outside.

  I also want to tell you that I am a great neighbor to have because I will let you know things you need to know, like for instance, if your garage door is opened I will walk up the stairs and let you know. If you have kids and they do something I think you should know about I will let you know. 

  I will try and keep the noise down to a minimum and I will be a good neighbor, I would say all the time but I will try my best and that is all I can promise. I hope that you and your family will be good neighbors and kinds and respectful. I hope that you will be a good neighbor. At least be kind and not buttheads. I hope that you won't listen to the dried up person who finds fault with everyone on the earth.

  Welcome to the neighborhood before you move in.

  Sincerely,

   

  Your Downstairs Neighbor,

  ME

   

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