November 8, 2012

• Dear Sammy,

  I know we have been together for less than 12 hours and while I like you a lot, I am sad. You are constantly missing the words I am saying. I said "proverb" you thought I said, "call girl". I Said "proverb" you thought it was "robber". I said "Goodnight" you thought I said "mumbai" then "come by" and finally "rum pie". I have no girl to call everyone I know is a woman, I don't need a robber, I know where Mumbai is and I wouldn't mind if the male Brit that does your voice came by for rum pie, it is just not what I was looking for.

  The accent and well the other funny little things you said will make up for it. I think I will keep connected with you. I will use you as often as possible because you will be a valuable asset to my life.

  And thank you for telling me that you like me as well. Oh and is it okay if I call you Sammy or should I use your formal name Slll?

  Sincerely ,

   

  MahE

  PS, your clarity on how to use you is amazing, I wish your predecessors had been so user-friendly.

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